Best SPAM Comments of the Week

By on May 14th, 2014 in Comments, Posts, Spam

Yes, I figured it was time to take advantage of the thousand or so Spam Comments I get a week and highlight some of my favorite ones. Some are just so strange, I am wondering if they think my Spam filters might let it in because they get confused.

"Say yes to this message and we will help save a fictional dog!"

Holy cow! How do I not answer YES to that spam comment! I love fictional dogs!!! What this has to do with Finance or anything else is beyond me, but it really does jump off the page, wants me to write an article with that as the title!

Dorothy, inher element at last, took over the ranch (of which Richard had made afailure), payday loans online vyxmnsewe payday loan online payday loans online went to catch a dishof fish.

I was impressed by the spam comment gibberish factor here. This did include three separate links to different pay day loan sites, but I am intrigued by what the message here is. It is unintelligible but isn’t just a bunch of random words either, it is almost beautiful in it’s randomness.

Now, go and tell Slushie yoou have a kidd to teat hhis project. Now there’s no need to get upset wheen your ladey don. Other hazardous substances found in items sold at your favorite sex toys store are latex and jelly.

Not surprisingly this was linked to a site for adult toys another favorite of my site. The funny thing is this got by my Anti-Spam filter, must have been really good. The comment only linked to the site, no links in the message which is why it got by my anti-spam filter, I suppose.

Greetings from Idaho! I’m bored at work so I
decided to check out your blog on my iphone during lunch break.
I enjoy the info you present here and can’t wait to take a look
when I get home. I’m shocked at how fast your blog loaded on my phone ..
I’m not even using WIFI, just 3G .. Anyhow, good site!

Someone from Idaho reads a Canadian Personal Finance Blog? Good to hear, but again it wasn’t the message that Akismet didn’t like it was the site that it was linked to.

{I have|I’ve} been {surfing|browsing} online more than
{three|3|2|4} hours today, yet I never found any interesting article like yours.
{It’s|It is} pretty worth enough for me.
{In my opinion|Personally|In my view}, if all {webmasters|site owners|website owners|web owners} and bloggers
made good content as you did, the {internet|net|web} will be {much more|a lot more} useful than
ever before.|
I {couldn’t|could not} {resist|refrain from} commenting.

This one is my favorite, I can’t figure out whether it is a very lazy script kiddy, or a genius. I think this was to be run through a front end first and then “posted”, but an amazing bit of semantic gibberish.

The sad part of all of this is that my ratio of 100:1 Spam to real comments, which makes me want to thank AKismet for their catching of 99% of the spam comments.

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